Back Soon. If the big fuck-off timer doesn't convince you, nothing will.

 
 
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In the meantime

I'm designing my new website and in the time it takes me to stumble about a bit in the dark, painting computers and such, I thought a background image from my hometown would tide you over.  If that wasn't enough, you can get an email when the final circuit board is a feint shade of tan.

 

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